I need to change Dylan’s nappy and he’s not happy about it. He cries when I put him on his mat so I tickle his chest to make him laugh. When I stop tickling he cries again. Tickle, laugh; no tickle, tears. This goes on for a while. His emotions are shallow like those weeds that sit on the dirt with nearly no root, and I think that maybe this is the role of the parent—to provide the right soil for the good emotions to grow deep. Ah hell.
We have radishes! We have
rocket! The first of the seedlings I planted last week are sprouting and I feel
an enormous sense of achievement. We also have something growing in the Grow
Rack but, since the shelf collapsed, I have no idea what’s what, so it’s a
lucky dip. I don’t really care, as long as it’s a lucky dip with leaves and a
stem.
Easter was busy—a by-product of all those so-called employed people having time off and
making me do things. Thursday night I had a gig, Good Friday was
Holly’s Nan’s birthday (with Dylan running laps of the restaurant, already
hyper on Easter egg), Saturday we saw Show of Hands in London, Easter Day we had lunch with my mother-in-law (after which I
may have reversed into my mum’s car) followed by an afternoon gig, and then on
Monday we were supposed to be heading south to see my brother-in-law and his
family, although this was cancelled at the last minute. How am I supposed to
pursue my goals with so many distractions? I’ll tell you.
Before this started, I was
a little wary about spending so much time at home with Holly—I’m sure it’s written
somewhere that married couples aren’t supposed to see each other outside weekends,
holidays and retirement. The truth is it’s been great. Without her support, I
wouldn’t have had time to sort out our insurances and Wills, set up an ISA for the redundancy money, finish ‘Fallen Angels’ (for another short story
competition), serve gammon poached in Perry with Nigel
Slater’s luxury cauliflower cheese,
read various Internal Comms white papers, book a trip to a Festival of Writing, and investigate a couple of local writers' circles
for one that suits the needs of a stay-at-home dad. Not bad for a week’s
work.
The downside is that
Dylan has grown used to having us both at home. Sometimes this is
manageable—when I’m working on the computer I split the screen so I can
write on one half and Dylan can watch Peppa Pig on the other. But he craves
attention, particularly from the busier parent, and we’re seeing a lot more
tantrums and telling offs. Last night, he ping-ponged from one end of the house
to the other, deliberately testing boundaries to see what he could get away
with. In the space of ten minutes, Holly and I both shouted at him more than once, and his naughtiness didn’t stop until I took him to the high street. Twice as many
stay-at-home parents should mean half as many opportunities to be naughty,
surely? I’m learning it doesn’t work like that.
Clearly, until Holly goes
back to work, we're going to need better soil. Ah hell.
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